Deyanira (lunasoltierra) wrote in scrubs_quotes,
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Quotes from the episode "My Road To Nowhere"


Turk: Baby, I need permission to road trip JD to Tacoma so he can see his ultrasound.

 

Carla: Sure, I think not giving you permission to do this for your friend would be totally dorian.

 

JD: How’s this spreading so quickly?

 

Dr. Cox: Gandhi did you tell Jordan what I said about her wanting to cuddle? She doesn’t like people to know that she actually cares… for me.

 

Turk: Relax, she’s pregnant what could she possibly do?

 

Jack walks up to Dr. Cox

 

Jack: Man Check!

 

Jack punches Dr. Cox’s on the crotch and he drops to the floor in pain

 

Dr. Cox: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

JD and Turk make painful faces

Turk: Ohhh

 

Jack walks up to Jordan and she picks him up.

 

Jordan: Good boy Jack, good boy.

They leave

 

Turk: He can’t possibly make this my fault right?

 

JD: Dorian, ahh damm it now I’m doing it.

 

They walk over Dr. Cox who’s in fetal position still in pain.

 

JD: Be careful, he’s going fetal.

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