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Some of my favorite scenes from the episode "My Roomates"

J.D.'s Narration: As I felt the onslaught of what can only be described as a vicious tongue cramp, I decided it was time to let Kylie see my favorite dance. The "For God's sake, invite me to stay over" dance.
And we all know where that ends.


He peers over at the bed. Even with the teddy bear sitting in the center, the bed is illuminated by a heavenly light.

J.D.'s Thoughts: The dance begins with a subtle hint.
J.D.: [Stretches] I am so pooped.
J.D.'s Thoughts: Step Two: Sashay her into sympathy.
J.D.: [Shivers] It's chilly out there.
Kylie: [Concerned] It is cold.
J.D.'s Thoughts: Finally, sweep her off her feet with your vulnerable cuteness.
J.D.: [Cutesy] You know what I call this weather? Snuggle weather.
Kylie grins and they rub noses. She happily cuddles into his arms.
J.D.'s Thoughts: Tip the band leader and fluff up the pillows, because this dance is done.
Kylie: You should go.
Unpleasantly surprised, J.D. looks over at the bed again.
The bear on the bed comes to life . 
Teddy Bear: Yeah, hit the bricks, bitch. You got no game! Ha ha ha ha ha!

J.D., TURK & CARLA'S APARTMENT

The three sit on the couch, J.D. in the middle, watching TV.
J.D.'s Narration: I wasn't the only one having relationship trouble.
Lately, Turk and Carla had lost their sizzle. And as a couple, when you reach a roadblock, you can do one of two things: Look inward and try and solve your problems together...or blame someone else.

Carla: [To J.D.] You have to move out.
J.D.: What? Is this about the bra catapult thing? Because if it's that big a deal, I can throw my own water balloons. I don't need those C-cups.
Carla: J.D.! We're newlyweds! That's hard enough, and when you're around-- Tell him, Turk.
Turk: You're all up in our space!
J.D.: What? When have I ever been all up in your space?
***FLASHBACK***
BATHROOM
Turk and Carla share a candlelit bubble bath.
Carla: This is nice.
Turk: Mm-hmm.
Pan back to show J.D. on the toilet next to them.
J.D.: Whooooo! Sorry about the twosie, guys.
He flushes and leaves, spraying air freshener behind him.
***BACK TO PRESENT***
J.D.: Huh. And here I thought that was a lovely evening.

Another scene
TURK & CARLA'S APARTMENT
Sweaty and miserable, Carla collapses next to Turk on the couch in their overheated living room.
Turk: Baby?
Carla: Hmm?
Turk: Could you get me a towel so I could wipe this sweat from my head?
Carla: They're all dirty, okay? J.D. used to wash them.
Turk: [Whining] IT' SO HOT! When the hell is he gonna finish fixing the heater?!
Carla: It's okay! He's a professional -- I'm sure he's almost done.
The Janitor emerges from the back, a large pipe in hand. Janitor: This...should not have been removed.

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